FAQ

Hello, what do you charge?
Hi. My rates are here.

It's my first time! Will you be gentle with me?
Yes of course, though you might not need me to.

I'm fat/skinny/old/young/disabled, would you be willing to see me?
Yes, I'm a professional and aside from that I'm still more interested in personalities than appearences. If you're clean and respectful I'll be happy to spend some time with you, and if you've found my site interesting we'll probably be able to find some common ground.

I like feet/wearing frilly knickers/I have a really weird fetish, would you be willing to indulge me?
Probably, I think I have a fetishist fetish. I'm not able to accommodate everything, but you're unlikely to offend me with your sexual predilections, so ask if you're not sure.

Are you really bisexual?
Yes. Really and truly.

Do you have any friends who could join us?
At the moment none of my friends are offering full escorting services. I do have two female friends who'd like to come along if you like to watch.

How long is an overnight?
I don't have an absolute time for these, but expect to be with you and awake for at least six hours. With a sensible amount of sleep, we'll have a long, relaxed session of 12-16 hours. If you want to keep me up all night that's ok, but I reserve the right to leave early in the morning. I'll normally arrive after dinner unless you've booked meal time as well, in which case the meeting will be longer.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
I have piercings in my ears, nose, left nipple and clitoral hood. No tattoos.

Are you shaven?
I shave where it really matters. The rest is trimmed and dyed pink.

What turns you on?
I'm very tactile and enjoy being touched. I love to tease, almost as much as I like being teased. I'm an exhibitionist in almost every way I can think of, and a bit of a vouyer too. I like it when people enjoy me doing strange things to them.

Where are you from?
I was born in Zagreb and moved before my first birthday. My family is from Croatia and Poland, but my upbringing is English, having grown up in Bristol, Sheffield and Nottingham. I have a Southern English (or "posh" to some) accent, in case you were wondering.

Can you send me some more pictures?
Unless you have specific requirements you can see enough in my gallery to decide whether I am your physical type.

I think you're a very nice person, I'd really like to get to know you. I understand that you're more than just your job and need the same things as everyone else. Please let me take you out for a drink.
Well, you're right, but I'm not lacking in friends, boyfriends or girlfriends. I know it can be difficult to find a girlfriend, but you're really looking in the wrong place here.

I don’t pay, but I think you look really nice. I am a good man with a massive dick. I think we could have a lot of fun together. Can we meet up?
No. I suggest you try Match.com or Alternative Passion.

But I am very attractive and virile. I am sure you will enjoy being with me. Can’t I have a discount?
No.